What Would a Doggo Do to English

What does a doggo have in relation to English? Well, this is just an inspiration after some minutes sitting in front of the screen and taking a glimpse at Cookie, our protagonist of today.

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Let's be honest upfront; Dogs are the best. Cats are not bad but they're not dogs. End of discussion.

What are the benefits of having humanity's best friend as company? That is a silly question but nonetheless, we'll elaborate.

1. Doggos love you unconditionally, even if you don't love back.

2. Doggos share what they like to you, i.e. their breath after eating poop.

3. Doggos understand any language you speak because it doesn't really matter.

4. Doggos are smart and can be trained if you're also smart, too.

5. Doggos wait for you, and that's both adorable and sad. Make it adorable.

The list can go on forever but we have to stop and switch from serious to relaxed. For all the language enthusiasts out there and reading thus far who always struggle for not having the environment for speaking a foreign language, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. Today, we'll give you a step by step guide to starting to practice speaking.

Step 1

Be a loving human.

Step 2

Go to the shelter/animal home/animal host family whatnot.

Step 3

Locate the angel that's going to save your life. At this point, other animals will suffice, too.

Step 4

Be a decent human.

Step 5

Teach your new best friend the language you're learning.

We know how difficult it is for a normal human being to speak English to non-English speakers like Andy though we've been stressing how it could actually be easy. That said, if you still cannot start with people, start with your furry pals right away because they sure don't mind how good or bad your levels are.

Your furry buddies will not only improve your language abilities, but they would also passively make you a better person. You could write to them, read aloud to them and the feedback would also be cute. What a great puppy!

Below is a small collection of how great life could be for you. "AWW.....", right? Damn right. Andy has the best doggo in the world. #education

Your doggo needs field trips.

Your doggo needs cute photos.

Your doggo needs enough cuddle time.

Your doggo needs to take selfies.

Your doggo needs play time with others doggos.

Your doggo needs to explore the world.

Your doggo needs adorable photos.

Your doggo needs to learn "catch".

Your doggo needs private moments.

Your doggo needs to be showered.

Your doggo needs a spot of their own.

Your doggo needs to be neutered for health sake.

Your doggo needs art.

Your doggo needs endless toys.

Your doggo needs enough run time.

Your doggo needs to learn how to store shoes.

Your doggo needs pardons.

Your doggo needs third pardons.

Your doggo needs second pardons.

Your doggo needs endless pardons.

Your doggo needs to stay from WiFi.

Your doggo needs potty trained.

Your doggo needs space to download their business.